Imagine that, for some reason, you had to make a phone call to Hell. You go through the automated menu, and after pressing numbers for this, that and the other, you finally reach the demon receptionist and ask to talk to Satan. She puts you on hold, and after the usual bs about how your call is important to us, this song comes on. Over and over again. For all eternity.
I’m sure Celene Dion is a very lovely person and all, but her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. And there was no escaping this song, no matter how hard you tried. Her heart may go on and on, and so does this song.
C is for Cynicalgirl 
I actually have called hell. The number is listed under “Sprint Customer Service.” And Purgatory may be reached at this number: 1-888-221-1161.
Speaking of mixups, a Red Lobster in the Washington suburbs had the same number as Ted Kennedy’s phone, but with a different area code. Ted (this was during his drinking days) finally stopped trying to convince people that they had reached Sen. Kennedy (“Of course you are! Now tell me what the restaurant’s hours are.”) and just pretended to be a really rude employee.